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LOVE IS ON THE MENU — BUT READ THE INGREDIENTS.
Valentine’s week unfolds under a revealing sky. Venus shakes loose what’s grown stale, then melts into Pisces, heightening romance, empathy, and longing. Mercury begins its pre-retrograde murmur, urging honesty, while Saturn in Aries demands we stop pretending desire doesn’t have consequences.
This is not about grand gestures. It’s about what — and who — actually sustains you. Food becomes a language of care: who plans the meal, who pays attention, who shows up hungry and present.
Madame Zest stirs the sauce and smiles knowingly. Romance that feeds you is the only kind worth tasting. Let us begin.
♈ ARIES
Authority, With a Spark
Saturn in your sign gives you composure — but Valentine’s week adds heat. You’re less interested in performative romance and more drawn to meals that feel deliberate: a strong breakfast, a confident dinner choice, food you don’t second-guess. If there’s a date, let it be simple but intentional — one good dish beats an overstuffed menu. Desire deepens when you don’t rush it.
♉ TAURUS
Comfort, Reconsidered
Valentine’s week highlights where comfort has turned automatic. That indulgent treat you usually reach for may feel oddly flat, while a slightly unfamiliar flavour intrigues you. If you’re sharing food with someone, notice whether the pleasure is mutual or habitual. Romance tastes better when you’re awake to it, not just repeating the recipe.
♊ GEMINI
Words Over Wine
Conversation is your love language this week, and no amount of good food can compensate for dialogue that misses the mark. Choose dates or dinners where you can linger and talk — shared plates, long tables, unhurried pacing. You may find that eating less but connecting more feels unexpectedly satisfying.
♋ CANCER
Care Is the Currency
Valentine’s week brings questions of value — who plans, who pays, who considers your needs. You’re nourished by meals that feel respectful: thoughtfully cooked food, planned reservations, leftovers that make tomorrow easier. Grand gestures without follow-through won’t land. Romance, like food, needs to sustain you past the moment.
♌ LEO
Real Desire, Not Theatre
The Full Moon puts romance and appetite front and centre — but you’re no longer impressed by flash alone. Choose food you genuinely crave, whether it’s a familiar favourite or something you’ve quietly wanted to try. Valentine’s plans feel best when they centre you, not the performance of being adored.
♍ VIRGO
Soft Evenings, Clear Plans
You’re not in the mood for chaotic romance. Valentine’s week suits low-key intimacy: a home-cooked meal, predictable flavours, a plan that doesn’t unravel. Overly rich or complicated food may feel overwhelming now. Simplicity creates space for closeness.
♎ LIBRA
Mutual Effort Is the Aphrodisiac
You’re open to romance — but only if it’s balanced. Shared desserts, collaborative cooking, or splitting the bill without awkwardness feel deeply attractive. If you notice yourself over-giving — organising, hosting, smoothing things over — pull back. The most seductive thing this week is reciprocity.
♏ SCORPIO
Private Pleasure
Valentine’s energy stirs emotion, but you prefer intimacy without an audience. Quiet dinners, familiar flavours, and controlled environments suit you better than crowded, high-drama settings. Heavy, indulgent food may feel like too much; choose meals that ground rather than inflame. Romance thrives when it feels safe, not exposed.
♐ SAGITTARIUS
Play, With Restraint
Flirtation is easy, but depth is what satisfies now. Valentine’s plans work best when they’re joyful but not overbooked — one good meal, one meaningful connection. Overindulgence dulls the experience. Leave room for appetite to grow rather than exhausting it.
♑ CAPRICORN
Lower the Guard
Romance softens you this week, especially around the table. You’re drawn to comforting, nostalgic food — meals that feel like home, even if shared with someone new. Let go of perfect hosting or strict rules. Valentine’s doesn’t need polish; it needs presence.
♒ AQUARIUS
Watch the Exchange
Valentine’s week highlights the subtleties of give-and-take. Who chooses the restaurant? Who orders? Who listens? Simple meals and calm settings help you stay attuned. If something feels off, trust that instinct. Attraction fades quickly when effort isn’t shared.
♓ PISCES
Love Needs Fuel
Venus in your sign heightens romance, but Saturn reminds you to stay resourced. Skipping meals, over-giving, or subsisting on sugar and sentiment won’t serve you now. Valentine’s feels best when you’re well-fed, rested, and steady. Consistency is the container that lets love bloom.
Madame Zest's Parting Word
This Valentine’s week, romance isn’t about excess —
It’s about attunement.
Who feeds you.
Who meets you.
Who makes the table feel steady.
Choose meals — and people — that last beyond the night.
