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AH, mon cher lecteur — the celestial pot is simmering slow, fragrant, and a touch unpredictable. This week, Mercury slips into retrograde like a chef suddenly realising the salt is missing — cue revisions, redos, and the occasional “Why did I do that?” moment. Jupiter introspects in Taurus, stirring questions of value, indulgence, and whether that extra helping of biryani is comfort or negotiation.
The Moon moves through a medley of moods, ladling emotion into every craving: one minute it’s dal, the next it’s a full-blown experimental bake. By midweek, the Sun squares Saturn, turning the cosmic kitchen into culinary bootcamp — sharpen your knives, respect your mise-en-place. Thankfully, Venus glides in with a spoonful of sweetness, reminding you that joy is still on the menu. Taste mindfully, cook with intent, and savour what nourishes.
♈ ARIES
Mars slows your fire just enough to coax nuance from the flame. You’re used to high-heat heroics, but this week calls for a long simmer. Braised lamb, roasted pumpkin, slow-cooked rajma — flavours that deepen as you wait. Mercury cautions against impulsive spice dumps; patience is your seasoning.
♉ TAURUS
Your senses sharpen like a finely honed knife. Jupiter in your sign pushes you toward comfort, but Mercury retrograde nudges you to reassess — is that comfort genuine or habit? Try a soulful millet risotto, earthy beetroot soup, or a humble upma elevated with lemon zest. Luxury in simplicity.
♊ GEMINI
Your tongue wants to talk faster than your stove heats. Slow down, mon cher flâneur. Mercury — your ruler — demands reflection. Choose a dish that forces you into presence: hand-rolled pasta, dumplings, or sushi assembly. Your mind settles when your hands are occupied.
♋ CANCER
The Moon, your celestial sous-chef, tugs at nostalgia. Bake the banana bread, yes — but add a twist. Rosemary. Nutmeg. A hint of dark chocolate. You’re rewriting memory recipes this week, transforming comfort into creation. Feed yourself gently.
♌ LEO
Spotlight on, apron tied, hair impeccable. Venus tempts you toward glamour on the plate — saffron-drizzled prawns, gold-dusted cocktails, charred pineapple salsa. Go grand, but don’t confuse spectacle with sustenance. Make room for a humble bowl of dal between decadence.
♍ VIRGO
Saturn squares the Sun, and your perfectionism sharpens like a mandoline — treacherous and precise. Mercury retrograde tells you to breathe. Cook with curiosity instead of caution: a coconut-cocoa curry, a cold noodle salad with unexpected heat, or a spice blend made blindfolded (metaphorically). Balance rigour with risk.
♎ LIBRA
Your kitchen is a choreography of aesthetics. Venus and Jupiter flirt in your house of value, making you crave both indulgence and equilibrium. Pair richness with restraint: citrus-laced ceviche with buttery garlic pao, or a decadent tiramisu cut with tart berries. Balance as art form.
♏ SCORPIO
Intensity, thy name is Scorpio — and in your kitchen, flavour is destiny. The Sun-Saturn square demands depth: think slow-roasted aubergine, dark chocolate mole, or smoky dal makhani that takes hours. Transformation happens in the pot long before the plate.
♐ SAGITTARIUS
Your palate is restless, your plan nonexistent — classic Archer chaos. Mercury’s rewind yanks you back: try mastering one dish you usually rush through. Perfect the ramen broth, toast your spices right, or learn the art of tempering mustard seeds without fear. Travel the world from one pot.
♑ CAPRICORN
Cosmic discipline meets domestic grounding. You’re the zodiac’s master prepper this week. Batch-cook: sheet-pan chicken with veggies, hearty soups, sprout salads. Your satisfaction comes not from indulgence but from efficiency — flavours that fit neatly into your week’s architecture.
♒ AQUARIUS
Your innovation spikes like a chilli oil infusion. Pesto idlis? Olive-oil ladoos? Fermented cashew cheese with chilli flakes? Go wild, but avoid inventions that exist solely to prove a point. Feed your future-self, not your ego.
♓ PISCES
Neptune wraps you in dreamlike aromas — coconut, cardamom, rosewater. You’re cooking for the heart, not the stomach. But when Venus tempts you to drown feelings in sugar and butter, pause. Let flavour be a mirror, not a mask. Kheer, yes — but portion with wisdom.
Cosmic Kitchen Tip:
This week whispers: Taste twice, speak once. Mercury may muddle communication, but flavour never lies. Cook slow, season honestly, and remember — the universe favours the chef who listens to their ingredients.
