Long Island Iced Tea Recipe

We really hemmed and hawed about including this drink in the app. On the one hand, this drink is awful. Its just a ton of different near-flavorless boozes mixed up and downed almost purely for drunkenness sake. On the other hand well, well let the master, gary regan say it (from his seminal tome, the joy of mixology): this is not a well-thought drink, and the notion of mixing all these spirits together is horrifying. Nevertheless, its undeniable that the long island iced tea works. Its pleasant, refreshing, and somewhat lethal.