The Slurrp Songbook Feat. Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys & More
Image Credit: A World Music Day special

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JUNE 21 is observed as World Music Day. To get a jump-start on the celebrations, we put together a little feature with the help of our friend, chat GPT, to summon up songs in the style of well-known musical artists from different eras, with lyrics that celebrate food and drink. Our featured artists are ABBA, AC/DC, Simon & Garfunkel, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears and Jay-Z. (We also have a special bonus track by another popular artist right at the end.) So without much further ado, let’s kick-off this Slurrp concert! (Or play the record, as the case may be.)

ARTIST: ABBA | SONG: ‘THE RECIPE FOR JOY’

(Verse 1)

In a kitchen filled with laughter, love is in the air,

We're cookin' up some magic, with flavours rich and rare.

From the heart to the oven, we mix with tender care,

The best kind of recipes, we love to share.

(Pre-Chorus)

A pinch of joy, a sprinkle of delight,

A dash of memories, that taste just right.

With every dish we create, we're a harmonious team,

The secret ingredient, love in every theme.

(Chorus)

Oh, the best kind of recipes, a blend of flavours sweet,

From appetizers to desserts, a culinary treat.

We mix it up with passion, the taste buds come alive,

In the kitchen, we're dancing, like ABBA in '75.

(Verse 2)

Whisking up some sunshine, in a bowl of summer breeze,

With ingredients of friendship, we create memories.

The aroma fills the air, as we bake our dreams,

In the joy of togetherness, love truly gleams.

(Pre-Chorus)

A pinch of joy, a sprinkle of delight,

A dash of memories, that taste just right.

With every dish we create, we're a harmonious team,

The secret ingredient, love in every theme.

(Chorus)

Oh, the best kind of recipes, a blend of flavours sweet,

From appetizers to desserts, a culinary treat.

We mix it up with passion, the taste buds come alive,

In the kitchen, we're dancing, like ABBA in '75.

(Bridge)

Oh, the kitchen's our stage, where flavours intertwine,

From soups to pastas, every bite is divine.

We share the joy of cooking, our hearts in every dish,

Together we create, a taste that's pure and rich.

(Verse 3)

As we gather 'round the table, hearts full and content,

We savour every flavour, the love that's heaven-sent.

With each recipe we cherish, we make memories anew,

The best kind of recipes, our bond forever true.

(Pre-Chorus)

A pinch of joy, a sprinkle of delight,

A dash of memories, that taste just right.

With every dish we create, we're a harmonious team,

The secret ingredient, love in every theme.

(Chorus)

Oh, the best kind of recipes, a blend of flavours sweet,

From appetizers to desserts, a culinary treat.

We mix it up with passion, the taste buds come alive,

In the kitchen, we're dancing, like ABBA in '75.

(Outro)

Oh, the best kind of recipes, a melody so fine,

In every bite we take, love's the main ingredient in our rhyme.

With flavours that unite us, we'll always sing along,

The best kind of recipes, forever our sweetest song.

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ARTIST: AC/DC | SONG: ‘KITCHEN ROCKIN’

(Verse 1)

Power surge, crank it up, feel the thunder roar,

In the kitchen's heat, we're rockin' like never before.

From the fridge to the stove, we're ready to ignite,

Electric kitchen fury, burnin' through the night.

(Pre-Chorus)

The blender's growlin', the toaster's toastin' hot,

The microwave's buzzin', givin' all we've got.

With every switch we flip, sparks fly through the air,

We're cookin' up a storm, no time to spare.

(Chorus)

Electric kitchen, on a highway to feast,

With voltage and fire, we're the culinary beast.

We're thunderstruck, electrified in the fray,

In the heart of the kitchen, we're ready to play.

(Verse 2)

The juicer's pumpin', squeezin' out the juice,

The mixer's crankin', with a rhythm we can't refuse.

The coffee machine roars, fuel for the fight,

Electric kitchen madness, set the stage alight.

(Pre-Chorus)

The blender's growlin', the toaster's toastin' hot,

The microwave's buzzin', givin' all we've got.

With every switch we flip, sparks fly through the air,

We're cookin' up a storm, no time to spare.

(Chorus)

Electric kitchen, on a highway to feast,

With voltage and fire, we're the culinary beast.

We're thunderstruck, electrified in the fray,

In the heart of the kitchen, we're ready to play.

(Bridge)

Guitars may wail, but we've got our own sound,

The rumble of kitchen appliances, shakin' the ground.

We're cookin' up a storm, with amps set to max,

The beat of the kitchen, kickin' it up a notch.

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)

Electric kitchen, on a highway to feast,

With voltage and fire, we're the culinary beast.

We're thunderstruck, electrified in the fray,

In the heart of the kitchen, we're ready to play.

(Outro)

So crank it up, let the sparks ignite,

Electric kitchen rockin', through the night.

With thunder and lightning, we'll cook and we'll slay,

In the realm of electric kitchen, we'll always stay.

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ARTIST: SIMON & GARFUNKEL | SONG: ‘SIMMERING LOVE’

(Verse 1)

In a café, our eyes first met,

A cup of coffee, a love we'd get.

You were the sugar, I was the cream,

Blending flavours, a perfect team.

Our hearts intertwined, like spices and thyme,

Our love, like a recipe, stood the test of time.

(Chorus)

You're my sugar and my cinnamon,

The perfect blend, like a melody's hymn.

Together we're the sweetest treat,

Love's feast we'll always eat.

In this kitchen of love, forever we'll stay,

A simmering love, day by day.

(Verse 2)

Like two peas in a pod, we fit so well,

A culinary symphony, a delightful smell.

You're the salt, bringing flavour to my life,

I'm the pepper, adding a touch of spice.

We dance like ingredients in a simmering stew,

Creating a love story, forever new.

(Chorus)

You're my sugar and my cinnamon,

The perfect blend, like a melody's hymn.

Together we're the sweetest treat,

Love's feast we'll always eat.

In this kitchen of love, forever we'll stay,

A simmering love, day by day.

(Bridge)

Like a well-cooked meal, our love is divine,

Seasoned with passion, it continues to shine.

The table is set, a feast for two,

With love as the main course, me and you.

Hand in hand, we'll savour each bite,

Nourishing our souls, morning to night.

(Chorus)

You're my sugar and my cinnamon,

The perfect blend, like a melody's hymn.

Together we're the sweetest treat,

Love's feast we'll always eat.

In this kitchen of love, forever we'll stay,

A simmering love, day by day.

(Outro)

With food as our muse, our love will grow,

A song in our hearts, forever it'll flow.

Like Simon and Garfunkel, we'll sing our tune,

A love that's timeless, like a harvest moon.

So let's keep feasting, our hearts full and bright,

Together, forever, sharing love's delight.

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ARTIST: BACKSTREET BOYS | SONG: ‘EGGSTASY’

(Verse 1)

You are my sunny side, my morning light,

Cookin' up breakfast, it feels so right.

Scrambled or fried, I'll take 'em any way,

Just the thought of eggs, brightens up my day.

(Pre-Chorus)

From the skillet to the plate, I'm yearning for a taste,

A love for eggs, no one can erase.

Oh, the way you're cookin', it drives me wild,

I can't resist your breakfast style.

(Chorus)

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but an egg thing,

Tell me why,

I love 'em more than anything.

Tell me why,

We're cookin' up this love soufflé,

Eggs are what I want cooked, that way.

(Verse 2)

In an omelette's embrace, our flavours entwine,

With cheese and veggies, a breakfast so divine.

Hard-boiled or soft, a choice we can't ignore,

Eggs bring us closer, forever wanting more.

(Pre-Chorus)

From the skillet to the plate, I'm yearning for a taste,

A love for eggs, no one can erase.

Oh, the way you're cookin', it drives me wild,

I can't resist your breakfast style.

(Chorus)

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but an egg thing,

Tell me why,

I love 'em more than anything.

Tell me why,

We're cookin' up this love soufflé,

Eggs are what I want cooked, that way.

(Bridge)

Don't wanna hear you say,

That you prefer 'em any other way.

Just give me eggs, it's all I need,

To satisfy my morning feed.

(Chorus)

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but an egg thing,

Tell me why,

I love 'em more than anything.

Tell me why,

We're cookin' up this love soufflé,

Eggs are what I want cooked, that way.

(Outro)

Eggs bring us together, a breakfast harmony,

In every bite, love is meant to be.

So let's keep cookin' with a love that won't sway,

Eggs are what I want cooked, that way.

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ARTIST: BRITNEY SPEARS | SONG: ‘SUGAR SCREAM’

(Verse 1)

In a world of sugar and dreams, I found a sweet delight,

A flavour that ignites, takes me to new heights.

It's like a summer breeze, a taste that's pure and true,

I'm craving every scoop, I'm falling just for you.

(Pre-Chorus)

When the sun sets low, and the night comes near,

I need a treat to cheer, to make it crystal clear.

My heart skips a beat, it's love that I can't hide,

With every melting bite, I feel so satisfied.

(Chorus)

I'm in love with ice cream, it's my sweetest dream,

A sugary fantasy, it's a love supreme.

I'm melting with desire, my heart's on fire,

Oh baby, can't you see, you're my icy fantasy?

(Verse 2)

Scoop by scoop, we'll take on this crazy ride,

A swirl of flavours colliding deep inside.

With sprinkles of joy, we'll chase the summer heat,

Two cones in hand, together we can't be beat.

(Bridge)

Let's share this moment, with a double-dip devotion,

Two hearts in motion, a sweet explosion.

We'll dance on clouds of cream, in a sugarcoated dream,

Our love's the sweetest theme, like ice cream, it gleams.

(Chorus)

I'm in love with ice cream, it's my sweetest dream,

A sugary fantasy, it's a love supreme.

I'm melting with desire, my heart's on fire,

Oh baby, can't you see, you're my icy fantasy?

(Bridge)

Oh, swirl me 'round, spin me in this sugary delight,

In every flavour, I find a sweet paradise.

Our love's like a sundae, dripping with delight,

I'll savour every moment, 'til the end of the night.

(Chorus)

I'm in love with ice cream, it's my sweetest dream,

A sugary fantasy, it's a love supreme.

I'm melting with desire, my heart's on fire,

Oh baby, can't you see, you're my icy fantasy?

(Outro)

Oh baby, can't you see, you're my icy fantasy?

I'm in love with ice cream, you're my sweetest dream.

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ARTIST: JAY-Z | SONG: ‘SOUL LEGACY’

(Verse 1)

Yeah, check it, I got soul on my plate,

Gather 'round, let's elevate, celebrate,

It's that soul food, bringin' us together,

Ain't nothin' better, we'll feast forever.

(Pre-Chorus)

From the kitchen to the table, love fills the air,

Passin' plates, we share, nothin' can compare,

With every bite, we're bonded, heart and soul,

It's a family tradition, makin' us whole.

(Chorus)

Soul food, bringin' love and unity,

In every flavour, we find our community,

From cornbread to collards, we break bread together,

With every taste, we're reminded, love lasts forever.

(Verse 2)

In Grandma's kitchen, memories unfold,

Her recipes, passed down, worth more than gold,

Fried chicken sizzlin', mac and cheese so divine,

We gather 'round the table, souls intertwine.

(Pre-Chorus)

From the kitchen to the table, love fills the air,

Passin' plates, we share, nothin' can compare,

With every bite, we're bonded, heart and soul,

It's a family tradition, makin' us whole.

(Chorus)

Soul food, bringin' love and unity,

In every flavour, we find our community,

From cornbread to collards, we break bread together,

With every taste, we're reminded, love lasts forever.

(Bridge)

It's more than food, it's a symphony of flavours,

A taste of history, a legacy that never wavers,

Soul food nourishes our bodies and our souls,

A communion of love that makes us whole.

(Verse 3)

Through laughter and stories, we share our lives,

Passin' plates, we thrive, love never dies,

As we gather at the table, hand in hand,

We honor our roots, a sacred land.

(Pre-Chorus)

From the kitchen to the table, love fills the air,

Passin' plates, we share, nothin' can compare,

With every bite, we're bonded, heart and soul,

It's a family tradition, makin' us whole.

(Chorus)

Soul food, bringin' love and unity,

In every flavour, we find our community,

From cornbread to collards, we break bread together,

With every taste, we're reminded, love lasts forever.

(Outro)

Yeah, soul food, it's a gift we embrace,

With every dish, we find a taste of grace,

Through generations, we carry on the flame,

Soul food, forever, it's our love's name.

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— BONUS TRACK —


ARTST: COLDPLAY | SONG: ‘FLAVOURS OF THE UNIVERSE’

(Verse 1)

In a world of flavours, we take a journey wide,

Spices and aromas, a feast for every stride.

From the streets of Tokyo to the heart of Mumbai,

The magic of world cuisines, it takes us up so high.

(Pre-Chorus)

Taste the curry in the air, feel the sizzle on your tongue,

From Italian pasta to Thai street food, we're forever young.

In every bite, a story unfolds, a cultural embrace,

World cuisines unite us all, in this global taste chase.

(Chorus)

Oh, the magic of world cuisines, it fills our hungry souls,

From paella to sushi, each dish takes control.

In every flavour, a symphony, a culinary sensation,

Oh, the magic of world cuisines, a global celebration.

(Verse 2)

From the boulangeries of Paris to the streets of New York,

The culinary secrets, a treasure we unlock.

Spicy curries and tangy ceviche delight,

The world on a platter, a palette of delight.

(Pre-Chorus)

Taste the curry in the air, feel the sizzle on your tongue,

From Italian pasta to Thai street food, we're forever young.

In every bite, a story unfolds, a cultural embrace,

World cuisines unite us all, in this global taste chase.

(Chorus)

Oh, the magic of world cuisines, it fills our hungry souls,

From paella to sushi, each dish takes control.

In every flavour, a symphony, a culinary sensation,

Oh, the magic of world cuisines, a global celebration.

(Bridge)

Let's break bread together, hand in hand we dine,

From street stalls to Michelin stars, the flavours intertwine.

In a world so diverse, food brings us closer still,

A universal language, connecting hearts and wills.

(Chorus)

Oh, the magic of world cuisines, it fills our hungry souls,

From paella to sushi, each dish takes control.

In every flavour, a symphony, a culinary sensation,

Oh, the magic of world cuisines, a global celebration.

(Outro)

So let's savour the world, one plate at a time,

In the magic of world cuisines, our taste buds will climb.

From East to West, North to South, a culinary ride,

The magic of world cuisines, forever by our side.